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TWELVE DAYS OF THANKSGIVING
- On the First Day..... We
give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and it's hot trimmings.
- On the Second Day..... We
bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce,
- and hard rolls.
- On the Third Day..... We
praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies.
- On the Fourth Day..... We
thank the pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or
- we'd be celebrating Thanksgiving
until April.
- On the Fifth Day..... We
gobble up cubed bird casserole and pray for a glimpse of a
- naked turkey carcass.
- On the Sixth Day..... We
show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings
- cashews at the turkey and calls
it Oriental.
- On the Seventh Day.....
We forgive our forefathers and pass the turkey-nugget pizza.
- On the Eighth Day..... The
word ''vegetarian'' keeps popping into our heads.
- On the Ninth Day..... We
check our hair to make sure we're not beginning to sprout
- feathers.
- On the Tenth Day..... We
hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the broiler.
- On the Eleventh Day.....
We smile over the creamed gizzard because the thigh bones
- are in sight.
- On the Twelfth Day.....
We apologize for running out of turkey leftovers. And everybody
- says Amen.
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